Two Wishes
A couple about sixty years old was walking along
the beach. The wife saw an old, dirty bottle on the sand. The husband picked
up the bottle and cleaned it with his hand. Suddenly a genie appeared.
"Thank you for freeing me from the bottle," the genie said. "I
want to give you a thank-you gift. You each have one wish. I will give you
anything you want."
The wife said, "I want to take a trip
around the world. Please send me and my husband on a cruise."
Poof! Suddenly the woman was holding two
first-class tickets on the best ship in the world.
The husband looked at his wife and then whispered to the
genie, "I want a wife who is thirty years younger than I am."
Poof! Suddenly the man was ninety years
old.